Hey babe are you a hippogriff? Because I need to respect you before I mount you

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the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

The more you learn about Christianity the more it seems like they’re everything they say Satanists are.

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aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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